IN THE LAST INSTALLMENT OF ‘MOWING WITH ANDRE,’ our hero was feeling jealous of the next-door neighbor’s tractor. Apparently things have shifted–or maybe it’s the other neighbor now? All I know, is that Andre Jordan, Master Doodler, has some mower issues. (Who doesn’t?) The evidence to date:
Not so long ago, as I mentioned, Andre was left in the dust by the guy with the tractor, remember?
Then there was that chilling last mow of the year in 2009. Talking about a mowing addiction.
I even recall that he swore he was “sick to death” of mowing (his words). Yup. But as they say in the 12-Step Programs: “Denial isn’t a river in Egypt.”
We’re here for you, Andre.
Mower envy is a strong and powerful emotion. Good to be on the receiving end.
next i shall buy a more powerful snow blower
Oooh, tough guy!
Maybe you could “let” him use it to mow YOUR lawn. Now, wouldn’t that be neighborly?
Working on a presentation on Landscape Planning and Management for Lakeside folks and am coving some stuff on decreasing lawn size, etc.. and came across this post- I love the cartoon by andre. Re: snowblower comment I thought you might like this….http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/01/21/a-do-it-yourself-bicycle-powered-snow-plow/
Welcome, Louise, and thank you for the link! I am still shoveling over here the old way, but it grows wearying, to say the least. See you soon again I hope.