ITHINK MUCH OF THE NATION WILL IDENTIFY with this week’s exhausted utterance from our beloved Andre Jordan, one of millions of Americans who have been roasting, along with their gardens, for an impossibly long spell. “Today seems (so far) to be the first day that it is not going to hit 100 plus,” Andre wrote to me this morning, as if dipping below 100 was something to celebrate. “Totally exhausting.” May you dip way below 100, Andre, along with all our other way-too-hot friends.