NOBODY TWEETED THAT THEY WANTED SUET, NOT PEPPERONI, on their pizza–and who would have guessed that a Whopper paled by comparison to a tiny grain of millet? Birdbrains, these feathered types are total birdbrains, I swear. :) Thanks, Andre Jordan, for channeling our avian companions. I’d stick around to chat a bit but I have to hurry to the local Farm & Feed to buy some proper fare for supper in 40-pound bags, or there may be a re-enactment of Hitchcock’s “The Birds.” (Shudder.)