IDON’T THINK THIS DOODLE by the inspirational and eccentric Andre Jordan needs much explanation, except perhaps to say that the only creature not in line for legumes like peas and beans here this year at my seasonal supermarket/vegetable garden has been Margaret. Sigh. Five baited Havahart traps outside all week again…and so far the count: 1 squirrel, 1 chipmunk, 0 woodchucks, countless tunnels. I seem to be on a roll with the smaller rodents (whom I wasn’t hoping to catch!), but the biggest of ground squirrels, the rodent supreme–Marmota monax as he is known in taxonomic circles–has no interest in cooperating with the law of the land. Damn.