THAT ANDRE JORDAN IS UNCANNY, WITH HIS ABILITY to see what I am doing from halfway across the nation. I am beginning to worry that he has somehow placed a 24/7 Skype video device here in my dining room–is that your secret, dear doodling Andre? Yes, it’s seed-mania time, and I am having a hard go of it–trying to avoid doing just what the lady in the nightgown has fallen prey to. You? Being prudent and disciplined, or on a wild binge? You can tell us; we’re among friends. Oh, and a P.S. on this one:
Andre send me a friendly little FYI email with this doodle, informing me that ‘Intervention’ is a TV show. Apparently he is aware of my cultural illiteracy about such forms of “reality.” I surely hope he’s not using the video footage he’s gathering somehow of me in my seed-ordering outfit to pitch them a segment on my reality. Uh-oh. Not pretty.