SOME THINGS CAN’T BE COMPOSTED, I was explaining to Andre the Doodler the other day on a Skype call–you know, like meat and bone and fats, I said. “I see,” said Andre, as if he was taking it all in and making notes. “That would make a good doodle.” I am here to report that I never mentioned two of the four items in his handy “List of Things Suitable for Compost Heap.” You can try to guess which ones are Andre’s suggestions versus mine. Ah, the minds of men–or one British man turned South Dakotan, particularly!